Gothic Storytelling Enthusiast Mugs

The murderer's confession

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Non discrimination to Vampires

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Edgar Allan Poe