Gothic Storytelling Enthusiast Prints

The murderer's confession

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Frankendumpty'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Never think outside the box!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'