Gothic Tales Fan Mugs

Trilby - 'Tit for tat'.

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bram Stoker

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Vampire Umbrella

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"You're still in bed?"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride