Gothic Prankster Gifts

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think we overordered."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You spoil that Hamster."