Gothic Novel Buff Mugs

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Pride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Trilby - 'Confession

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Poems to Spookify

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

The ghost's walk

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'