Gothic Myths Pillows

Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Edgar Allen Poe

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Toadstools

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Vlad the Impala