Gothic Stories Pillows

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

'Yuk! I hate blood group AB!'

A vein of vampires

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

"Let me guess...the usual?"

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Frankendumpty'

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Edgar Allan Poe

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Drunk Vampire

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Non discrimination to Vampires

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Life is ghoul

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Bleak House

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Pass the SPF 20,000

"You've been grinding your fangs."

The Raven - The Study at Night

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Edgar Allan Poe