Greek Myths Pillows

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

Sisyphus

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Atlas, are you alright?"

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Narcissus looks at his reflection in a pool of water; he is wearing a shirt that reads "Narcissus" written backwards so that he can read it properly in his reflection

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

Snowyphus

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Damocles, did I sit in the wrong chair?'

Achilles needs first aid.

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

Medusa at the hair stylists.

The Trojans thought of everything.

Trojan Hurdler.

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Oedipus discovers a 'MILF' website.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Poor Icarus - He thought he'd consider everything.'

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Helen of Troy

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

'...You're not a centaur'

Centaur Forward

'Contrary to popular belief,the Trojan rocking horse was a complete disaster.'

'C'mon, sweetie, say it one more time for mommy,,,Polly,, Polly

'Supply out of thunderbolts again?'

The failure of the Trojan Hearse led to a change in stratergy.

Cyclops, Eye Doctor: 'Come on in! We'll have a look see!'

'I'm going to prescribe these to help you with the double vision.'

Aged Centaur.

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'