Gothic Art Collector Mugs

"You've got a face that sinks a thousand ships!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Zombies.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'