Gothic Art Lovers Mugs

The Bathos.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vincent Van Goth.

Vampire Umbrella

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Transylvanian Snails.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Edgar Allan Poe

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Never think outside the box!"