Gothic Art Lovers Mugs

The Bathos.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Nick Cave

Vincent Van Goth.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Edgar Allan Poe