Gossip Columnist Mugs

"They stay together for the money."

Rich Cow

Tittle and tattle.

Rich Cow: 'George Clooney'

Rich Cow: 'Elton John'

"Your wife's sleeping with my cousin mike." Rat Poison

"Oh, pul-lease! You know her light isn't 'natural'!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."