Gossip Buster Prints

'All right then. So, you didn't pierce your belly button. I'd just like to know where these ugly rumors get started.'

'It's worse than hot air, Mrs. Rollins. You're also full of hooey and malarky.'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."