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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

ET Mishap

Butterflies

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've got a friend in me."

Enlightened Cursing

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Just bee."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.