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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

ET Mishap

Butterflies

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Enlightened Cursing

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.