Gory Tale Cautioner T-Shirts

"Spare us the gory details."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"No, I'm scarier."

Robot Olympics

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

Screamers horror films, "crypt writer"

Giant bird.

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

"I've followed this guy on social media for years, so I figure I can't go wrong following him in real life..."

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

"Beware of everything."

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

"Nope. I'm not falling for another Pyramid Scheme."

Caution Dulcimer

Cigarette Ash has made evil face.

'Unplug all your kitchen appliances and climb up on the roof! -- We'll explain later!'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Stop before it's too late

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."