Gopher Nemesis T-Shirts

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

American Idle.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Any sign of gophers?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

'That should improve their chances of a 'hole-in-one'.'

'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

Fred hated springing forward when Daylight Saving Time begins.

So, arch-nemesis, you need my help. What for, pray tell? Mumble, mumble, mumble … Speak up, person who needs my side counsel. Oh, fine! I need help using a computer. And thus the heavens opened and light shone upon the world. Worst day of my life.