Gopher Nemesis Prints

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

'That should improve their chances of a 'hole-in-one'.'

'I've seen a mound like this only once before. We're no dealing with just any gopher...'

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

Fred hated springing forward when Daylight Saving Time begins.