Noise Nemesis Prints

Tortured by music

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

American Idle.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Noisy energy?

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Things You Should Know About...

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"It was heaven before this."

Finally free of cable TV costs

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Insecticide.

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

"Too loud?"

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

Noise pollution grows less offensive as one grows older...

For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...

A man ignores a cacophony and eats a sandwich.