Nicotine Nemesis Prints

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

American Idle.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Finally free of cable TV costs

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

Insecticide.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"You've got a vapeworm."

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'