Nicotine Nemesis Prints

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Finally free of cable TV costs

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

Insecticide.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"You've got a vapeworm."

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

'Poor bugger!...Apparently they've cut his smoke breaks down to one a day!'