Gop Strategist Prints

'Can I Come in Soon?'

"Good boy."

The president's men

Reagacentennial

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

The economy.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

We Used to Build Things

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Impotent Democracy

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton