Conservative Strategist Prints

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

The president's men

Reagacentennial

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Tariff Wars

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

The Greek Trampoline

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

We Used to Build Things

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

The Contrarian funds

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Euro Bait

Impotent Democracy

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Angela Merkel

House vs. Senate

The great Tea Bag Scam!

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"