Gop Strategist Mugs

'Can I Come in Soon?'

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

The economy.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Euro Bait

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

"With great power comes great reward."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes