Google Sleuther Mugs

The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'

Joan Hickson

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

How hit songs get their names

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"That's more like it!"

Subtitle Guessing

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

"Do you have a few unsubstantiated claims I can borrow?"

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Top Secret

He crash tests software.

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

Mental Breakdown