Goody Bag Collector Pillows

Expulsion with Goody Bags

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I shop, therefore I am."

Ball as water-melon.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Missing You.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Utility Chic.

S**t Threw a Goose

Pinata good bags.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"You must see someone about your problem."

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Hoody Woodpecker.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Cards Galore.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'