Good Neighbor Club Pillows

"and so we've decided to take your advice!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'John... is that a collar?'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"This is the worst parade ever."

Blower wars.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

"Perhaps there's another way I can safely borrow a cup of sugar."

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'

'I asked for a cup of sugar.'

"Sometimes I think the barking was less annoying."