Good Luck Wishes Pillows

Good luck with your video interview.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Overjumpers

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Why bother?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Pie Filling Reader

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."