Good Luck Enthusiasts Pillows

"Nothing is more aggravating than someone else's good luck."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

Welcome to the Team

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'And right here they merged...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

The Sunrise of Vaccines

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Tombola Winner

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Good Luck

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."