Good Luck Wishes Mugs

Good luck with your video interview.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Why bother?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Asking out a palm reader.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Pie Filling Reader

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'And right here they merged...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"It will be all your fault."