Good Bacteria Believer Prints

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Flan-eating bacteria

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

Bacteria fame at last.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

"Uh-Oh!"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

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Tough germ.

The Bacteria Bowl

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

Who needs Facebook friends when you've got billions of friendly gut bacteria?

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

After George Orwell

"So is flesh-eating bacteria the good kind of bacteria or the bad kind?"

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"What the heck!! These cells aren't dividing, they seem to be moving closer together??"

Bio-Lab. I just discovered a bacteria that wipes out all the other bacteria. "The Germinator."