Gonzo Adventures Prints

'Gonzo but not forgotten.'

The Zoo.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

When bored, we board

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Space Pioneer

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Monkey Business

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Fish with Shield

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'