Gonzo Adventures Pillows

'Gonzo but not forgotten.'

The Zoo.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

When bored, we board

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Space Pioneer

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'Sir, do not feed the animals!'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."