Giant Adventures Prints

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Snowmobull

Giant white horse.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'What's on the other side?...'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

A Giant at the Airport.

Monkey Business

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Elephant Tracks.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business I demand a Republic'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Bismark Ballet School

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Chelsea of the Apes

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

Tour de France.

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."