Golf Shop Employee T-Shirts

Pro golf shop.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

"Wider."

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

Golf Sale

Risk assessment offered to punters.

STRIP Hambone: Computers are time saving

These casual Friday are TOTALLY out of control.

Fore

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

"Putting yes, but must you do your tee shots in the office?"

'I'm seriously thinking about replacing this artificial turf with real grass.'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

Here comes trouble...

"Offense or defense?"

'To be successful in this business you've got to think negative.'