Golf Shop Employee Mugs

Pro golf shop.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

Abuse or harassment of staff will not be tolerated

"Wider."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

Golf Sale

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

These casual Friday are TOTALLY out of control.

"Putting yes, but must you do your tee shots in the office?"

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

STRIP Hambone: Computers are time saving

Fore

Here comes trouble...

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

'To be successful in this business you've got to think negative.'

'I'm seriously thinking about replacing this artificial turf with real grass.'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'