Golf Lingo Lover Gifts

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Golf Ball Meatball

It always rains whenever I want to do anything phobia.

'Fore!'

Foot Golf

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."