Golf Commentator Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the quick humor and keen insight of golf commentators? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that highlight their love for the game and talent for storytelling. Perfect for golf enthusiasts or the voice behind the fairway, these thoughtfully amusing items make a memorable gift for anyone who can talk golf all day.

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'What a divot.'

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"Good game."

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'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.' mockup

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.' mockup

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on." mockup

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

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What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose. mockup

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

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'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.' mockup

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

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It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'. mockup

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

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"Now we move over to the sports desk." mockup

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

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I think you're ace

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Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.' mockup

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...' mockup

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

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Perils of the double play.

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'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)' mockup

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

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'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.' mockup

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

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'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!' mockup

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.' mockup

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

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'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.' mockup

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

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'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.' mockup

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

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"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged." mockup

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

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"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

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