"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."
Golf Club Manager Mugs
Discover playful and personalized mugs perfect for a busy golf club manager. Each mug combines humor with appreciation, making it an ideal gift to start their day with a smile.
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.
Bernstein's got himself a driverless club
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
"The goal is to hate yourself."
The Golfing Accident
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
"When will somebody cut the grass?"
"That's where the pain gets me, doc."
It can be taken up at any age....
Golf lessons
"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"
'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
The Amateur Golfer
'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'
How's My Drive?
'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'
"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."
Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.
'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'
"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'
"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"
His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.
"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."
"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"
Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
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