Golden Age Rockers Pillows

Born to rock.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Liam Gallagher.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Ringo releases his latest record.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Clark Gable.

Rock n'roll.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

Pink Floyd

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

Dancing.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Ritchie Blackmore.

Freddie Mercury

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Classic Rock for the older generation

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Noah's AARP.

Yul Brynner

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

David Bowie RIP