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"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

#NationalPoetryDay

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Born to rock.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Pension Forecasts

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

A princess looking for frogs

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'