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'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

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"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

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"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

A princess looking for frogs

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Children Plead with Santa Claus

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."