Gold Digger's Worst Nightmare Mugs

'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Put it in petty cash.

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

How to find gold.

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"Do you mind?!"

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

'I didn't ask you to help me when it was $90 an ounce, and I didn't ask you to help me when it was $110 an ounce. But when it's $400 an ounce...'

'HA-HAR! GOLD, GOLD! AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE!'

"Fossil, shmossil - we want gold."

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

"Looking for gold?"