Gold Digger Glam Pillows

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Complete Makeover

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"So what's your success rate?"

Modern day mirror.

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

How to find gold.

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

Avocado Prices

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'