Gold Digger Glam Prints

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Elton John

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Complete Makeover

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Put it in petty cash.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Modern day mirror.

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Liu Wen

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

'We seem to have more money for little luxuries since Timothy started working from home.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

Flower growing out of a face mask

How to find gold.

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!

Avocado Prices

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'