Gold Buff Prints

Royal Mint Update - we have found missing gold and seem to have twice as much as before!

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Planner at work.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I never forget a face.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

"He's got a photographic memory."