Wealth Buff Prints

"Muslim Ban..." "Nazis..." "Bribes..." "Ukraine..."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

Jumping Wall Street.

Next in Lion

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"What comes after zillion?"

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Best mates

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Occupy Budget Balancing

Standard And P****d.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Tax.'

The End is Nigh

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

The new president to the rescue.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Your tax $ at WAR.