
My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...
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My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...
"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
"Don't get me wrong – I'm pro crazy bitches."
"I'm ignoring him because I took his ex's side in the breakup."
"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."
'Right now I'm on a 'man diet'. No more boyfriends until I lose twenty pounds.'
"I think we should each try other beers."
'Please continue.'
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Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.
Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.
'I'm sorry, ma'am.' We don't lose them. We just find them.'
'You're cute, Darrel, but you come with a lot of baggage.'
"I need a hug."
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."
Speed Dating for Turtles
"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."
'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'
Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
A man sews broken hearts back together.
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'
"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me."
"You've got to learn to let go."
"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."
'Well, if you really want to know...you will meet a short, pale and ugly man...'
A woman buries her broken heart
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'
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