Going Steady Pillows

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Horse Muzzles

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

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"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

A tortoise

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Ponies for Sale

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

Donkey Fights