Going Home For The Holidays Mugs

University 'man' insulted at being taken for a child

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Family with pets.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Santa's wash day.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."