Going Home For The Holidays Mugs

University 'man' insulted at being taken for a child

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Family with pets.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Santa's wash day.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."