Holiday Goers Mugs

"You guys cool if envy tags along?"

Carefree luggage.

Airport Security.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

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"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Watchdog on Holiday

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'