Holiday Enthusiasts Mugs

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"First job preparing for Thanksgiving dinner - find the dinner table."

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

We encourage her gnawing. It's the only way we can get into the plastic packaging!

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Please buy something!

"How am I going to raise enough money to buy my Christmas gifts this year?"

Childcrap

Pothole to hell.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Is that a letter to Santa?! Aren't you a little old for that kinda thing?"

"Let's tell him we've been good. No sense bucking the system."

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'The Easter Bunny is getting more hits on his website than mine!'

"My mom and dad don't have a magic flying sleigh."

Visiting Santa

"I just checked Santa's portal. As of this date, we're still on the good boys and girls list."

Elf delivering a pine branch to lady elf as mouse watches.

Bon Voyage

Easter Eggs

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"They grow up so quickly."

Christmas Tree Lights

"I don't know what to believe anymore..."

"Clocking in, clocking out."

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

"You've got six days."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Santa Claus with Baby

"I thought holiday newsletters were bad – now we have to suffer through holiday Facebook posts."

Step one...try to relax.