Godly Joke Lover Pillows

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The dove must be back."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

Placed by the Gideons

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"T.G.I.F!"

"So how come you never sent them a 'common-sense' pandemic."