Godchildren T-Shirts

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

The three little pigs 2010

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Bond James, Bond."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Skipping Horse

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

At the Museum

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Wildlife

Football Fans

Director/Action Man toy.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A young Don King

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."